Thursday, October 26, 2017

OVERHEARD - from Mallam Garba Shehu

"Maina is one of the monsters and mess left behind by the previous administration to frustrate the ongoing fight against corruption by the current government “ 

AND I AM LIKE: So how come your saintly government reinstated and promoted this 'mess' to the post of a Director? How did the previous administration reinstate the man last week and also failed to arrest him as he reported for work? What is the limit of absurdity with this government spokesman? Can somebody close to this jester tell him that Nigerians have gone past this hypocritical politicization of what is clearly an indication that a cabal is clearly at work in this matter?

Sunday, October 8, 2017

OVERHEARD ...from APC

"We will not speak on $25b NNPC fraud"
- APC Spokesman

AND I AM LIKE: Ok, great! and this effectively establishes two kinds of corruption in Nigeria: PDP corruption and APC corruption. The  one leads you to gaol and the other through the pearly gates of APC Shangri-la. Isn't this just cool?